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28/06/14 @ 07:12pm
via:cowboy-bebopit
source:mintike

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

waffleguppies:

weloveshortvideos:

How we fight tall people

Vine by Rudy Mancuso

I can’t stop watching it its like poetry

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26/06/14 @ 03:51am

nicoosuxx:

Omfg

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@ 02:53am

asiamack:

Gas bruh. Gas is hella expensive.

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@ 01:55am

auntytany:

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

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20/06/14 @ 12:58am

wearethemidnightones:

regulus-blacks-locket:

umbrellasarecool:

khal-blaine:

merrinator:

Things I will forever be upset about:

1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me

3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised

4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be

5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in

6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.

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19/06/14 @ 11:03pm
via:whorville
source:janemba

janemba:

u ever flirt w someone purely out of fun and then ur like omg i kinda meant that!?

"My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping."
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@ 09:08pm
74,545 notes
@ 08:10pm
via:valloir
source:angellust155

ameatyourservice:

angellust155:

Seeing fanart of your OTP

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Seeing nsfw fanart of your OTP

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Seeing nsfw fanart of your OTP doing that kink you like

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Finding well written multi-chapter fanfics of your OTP at 2am

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tamorapierce:

paisleywitch:

Lancelot’s haircut was interrupted by a downpour so now he’s Lancelion, the Glorious.

He is a mighty soul.

fishandfelines:

This is MY tail.

sashayed:

lakidaa:

that’s suave as shit

gettin a lot of asks about soccer makeouts, just wanted to remind everyone that it’s not always about the kiss itself, sometimes it’s about the smooth-ass way you get in position

82,077 notes
@ 04:20pm

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD